Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Dong

Lt White

$129.99

$129.99

Color Lt White White Tan Latino Brown Black

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Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Dong is a novelty synthetic urine product intended for novelty, theatrical, educational, and laboratory equipment calibration applications where permitted by applicable law. Each package contains a pre-mixed synthetic liquid formulated to simulate the general appearance and characteristics of urine for non-medical, non-diagnostic purposes.

This product is not intended for human consumption, medical use, or use in any unlawful or deceptive activity. It is packaged for adult consumers and should be used only in accordance with applicable laws and regulations.

Key Features

Pre-mixed synthetic liquid
Novelty product
Ready-to-use formulation
Individually packaged
Leak-resistant container
Intended for novelty and educational purposes
Retail packaged

Product Specifications

Product Category: Novelty Synthetic Urine
Form: Liquid
Packaging: Individual Retail Bottle
Container: Leak-Resistant Bottle
Intended Use: Novelty, Educational Demonstrations, Laboratory Equipment Calibration (where permitted by law)
Reusable: No

Storage Recommendations

Store tightly sealed in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and excessive heat. Do not freeze. Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Warnings

For adults 21 years of age or older where required by law.
Not for human consumption.
Do not ingest.
Avoid contact with eyes.
Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Use only as intended.
Do not use for medical, diagnostic, or unlawful purposes.

Legal Compliance Notice

Intended solely for lawful novelty, theatrical, educational, or laboratory equipment calibration purposes where permitted by applicable law.
Purchaser is responsible for complying with all applicable federal, state, and local laws regarding the purchase, possession, and use of this product.
Not intended to facilitate fraud, deception, or circumvention of any testing procedures.