Ripkitty Cream Puff D8 Hemp Flower
Sun-Baked. Slapped Stupid. Encumbered in Mud.
We took that delicate sweet Cream Puff pheno and dragged it straight through the fuckin' dirt. This ain't your grandma's pastry. It's heavily encumbered with Delta-8 MoonRock dust, caked up, and slapped stupid until it's heavy as fuck. Sun-baked beige nugs choked out in sticky distillate, reeking of sweet vanilla cream and hardcore Memphis grunge.
This drop is loud, dirty, and built for the phonk. Drenched in Delta-8 THC and buried in kief, it brings that thick, muddy south frost straight to your chest. Ripkitty and Bud's Growery forged this monstrosity to keep you locked in when the tape slows down.
The Dossier (Green Leaf Lab)
🧪 Cannabinoid Payload
- Delta-8 THC: 25.40% (254 mg/g) - Maximum Encumbrance
- CBGA: 9.22% (92.21 mg/g) - The Raw Precursor
- Total CBG: 8.39%
- THCA: 0.29%
- Total Cannabinoids: ~35.9% Pure Sun-Baked Fire
🕸️ Flower Profile
- Structure: Dense, rock-hard MoonRock nugs.
- Coating: Heavily slapped with D8 distillate & beige kief dust.
- Aesthetic: Sun-drenched beige and gold under a layer of grime.
- Vibe: Gritty, vulgar, slowed-down Memphis rap underground.
- Compliance: Delta-9 THC < LOQ (Fully Legal).
Access Official Lab Report
Sample ID: G4B0314-02 | Matrix: Industrial Hemp | Test ID: 5026681
Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. 100% Farm Bill Compliant.
